THIS WEBSITE IS DESIGNED TO MAKE YOUR SCREEN EXPERIENCE MORE FRUSTRATING. IT IS HOPED THAT BY THE TIME SCREENS BECOME POWERFUL ENOUGH TO MAKE THIS TEXT IN ANY WAY LEGIBLE, YOU—AND THE REST OF HUMANITY—WILL HAVE GOTTEN SO FUCKING PISSED THAT YOU WILL HAVE PUT DOWN THE PHONES AND WATCHES AND MAYBE GONE TO EAT SOME COLD FRIED CHICKEN IN THE PARK WITH YOUR KIDS.